Oxford Comma Wins Court Case For Workers

(The Onion) — Maine dairy workers argued in a recent lawsuit that the lack of an Oxford comma in their contract rendered its overtime exemptions too vague and that they were thus eligible for overtime wages, an argument that won them the case. What do you think?


“What, now you’ve got to follow grammar rules to exploit your workforce?”
Effie Binder
TOKEN COUNTER 

If we don’t demarcate penultimate items in a list from their coordinating conjunctions, just what separates man from the beasts?”
Noel Dierks
PATENT DENIER

“This is why I always check the restraining orders I’m issued for any invalidating punctuation.”
Hugh O’Malley
COMPETITIVE WHITTLER