(The Onion) — Maine dairy workers argued in a recent lawsuit that the lack of an Oxford comma in their contract rendered its overtime exemptions too vague and that they were thus eligible for overtime wages, an argument that won them the case. What do you think?
“What, now you’ve got to follow grammar rules to exploit your workforce?”
If we don’t demarcate penultimate items in a list from their coordinating conjunctions, just what separates man from the beasts?”
“This is why I always check the restraining orders I’m issued for any invalidating punctuation.”